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magicconchshell:

the sims 4 should be in 3D and i want more graphic woohooing because i know damn well babies dont come from 2 sims moving around under the covers and some fucking rose petals falling from the sky no

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

itssexualhour:

My boyfriend was going down on me and i whispered “its going down, im yelling timbeeer” and we both laughed so hard that we forgot about sex.

itssexualhour:

Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when he came he whispered “god bless america” in my ear

itssexualhour:

i made eye contact with a guy once. not even sure if it was mutual

itssexualhour:

one time i was at my friends house and she invited these senior guys over and one of them was really hot and we kinda flirted the entire night so i went into the kitchen to get some water and he followed me and i turn around and he just grabs me and pulls me into the pantry and we start like intensely making out and he was about to finger me and then my friends mom opened the pantry and was like “thats not the type of food i wanted” i’vE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 90 YEARS

itssexualhour:

I walked in on my brother wanking to liam payne from that british boyband…

luciid-dr3ams:

happynervosa:

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

4. MySpace is dead

5, I’m to slow for Vine 

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